I am James Starlight and I am here to save you. I know why you sometimes have a bad day, or why you suddenly become sick. I know why your wife cheated on you with that neighbor boy and why you get headaches at night. I know why because I have seen them. They are ghosts. Yes, that's right, ghosts. Ghosts have caused all the ills that have torn humanity asunder. I am James Starlight, PhD, and I will help you.
Please join me on this journey and together we will reach salvation.